A Brand New Opportunity

Success! I am truly excited today, because I was offered a very important position in CRS! Apparently some new project is opening up that has a bunch of funding poured into it, and I was hand-picked from a large group of my peers!

For me, today is the day that I can stick my middle finger to the wankers in school who made fun of my career decision. I am sure that half of them are out there behind a fast food counter, or working as a street sweeper.

Back on subject. I am not entirely sure of the details of the project but I do know that the funding that has been put into it, as well as what it entails has been kept very well under wraps, and those of us who were picked for the project were only told of it just now, and the project begins next month!

I am quite excited, and today is a day to celebrate for sure. I am currently sipping a glass of brandy, and Sparkles is sitting behind me on the couch seeming to thoroughly enjoy whatever is flashing across the television.

Happy Bloody New Year

This New Year I decided to stay home and drink some champagne. I am totally appalled that it seems every human being in this city, and their dog, is too busy tonight and all seem to be going to Times Square for the evening.

That is one American tradition that I don't understand. Huddling in the middle of thousands of freezing people, who are all in varied states of inebriation, watching a ball drop from a building, signaling what is just as easily signaled by a wall mounted clock.

My New Year's resolution is to focus more on my work and cease bothering with stuck up women who expect men to spend ludicrous wads of cash in order to provide them with some semblance of the dating ritual, and thus keeping them one step ahead of a hooker, in their own mind.